A battle with no winners.

[pyoor_excuse]

It appears razors are up to 5 blades. 5. When will the madness end?!

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[quercus.livejournal.com]

Nanoblades. Millions of tiny bladelets, like sandpaper only somehow unfathomably better.

[pyoor_excuse]

You know, disturbingly, you're probably right.

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

I think we will just be asked to walk into razor booths, where precision computers will use molecule-width blades to de-hair us entirely. It will surely come with a money-back guarantee if it accidentally slices your throat.

[pyoor_excuse]

But what about my eyebrows... I don't want to be hairless, that'd be freaky.

And as a side point I quite like my throat the way it is :)

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

Well, in the 80s everyone was allowed to leave their eyebrows alone, and now everyone is supposed to pluck their eyebrows into a fine line, so I figure the next step is to just shave them off. :P

[pyoor_excuse]

Step away from my eyebrows with your hands up...

[c0re-dump.livejournal.com]

If it's anything like the computer industry, any day now they'll invent the "revolutionary" one-blade razor and suddenly it'll be a best-seller. All memory of multi-bladed razor design will be forgotten. Uniblades will be in! Then, they'll invent a dual-bladed one, and then someone will make a triple...

[pyoor_excuse]

Hey, that's a great idea. One extra sharp and large single bladed razor...

[c0re-dump.livejournal.com]

Either that, or it'll go a bit Pythonesque, and we'll have: not three, or five, but nine! A nine-bladed razor!

[pyoor_excuse]

They'd never expect that...